GOTHAM NEWS

Reports flood in about monster which just won’t die

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It is now safe to go back into the Montauk water but fascination with the mythical monster is still at an all time high. Scores of web publications picked up our story about the monstrous hoax yesterday, thus guaranteeing Splinterheads producer Darren Goldberg his 15 minutes of fame and sending our own hits through the roof.

Despite Goldberg’s shenanigans, some locals are still convinced though that there is something out there – a Montauk version of the Loch Ness Monster.

If you get any real monster sightings send them in to us at newsdesk@gothamnews.co.uk.

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Written by Jim McMillan

August 8, 2008 at 1:23 pm

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  1. It appears Montauk-Monster has a new post, and the Splinterheads movie website is on eBay? I’m so confused! Be sure to read the post for details.

    Fizzle

    August 14, 2008 at 5:20 pm

  2. Great stuff, Fizzle!

    We have updated Gotham News to reflect this vital new information.

    I see bidding now up to $5.50!

    Jim McMillan

    August 14, 2008 at 7:35 pm


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