LOOK what has just washed up on a Long Island beach. Already dubbed “The Monster of Montauk,” this fine looking specimen has become quite a conversation piece. In what could have been an opening scene straight out of the BBC sci-fi show Dr Who, three Long Island housewives spotted the beast while out sunbathing. Now assorted conspiracy kooks are asking, is it a dog, is it a coyote or is it anything to do with the secret government animal testing facility close to the beach?
The Top Dollar News team has another explanation – we think it could be a relative of the fat-suited Meg Ryan, featured in our last Pic of the Week.