Monster of Montauk: sinister CIA experiment or summer hoax?

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LOOK what has just washed up on a Long Island beach. Already dubbed “The Monster of Montauk,” this fine looking specimen has become quite a conversation piece. In what could have been an opening scene straight out of the BBC sci-fi show Dr Who, three Long Island housewives spotted the beast while out sunbathing. Now assorted conspiracy kooks are asking, is it a dog, is it a coyote or is it anything to do with the secret government animal testing facility close to the beach?

The Top Dollar News team has another explanation – we think it could be a relative of the fat-suited Meg Ryan, featured in our last Pic of the Week.


Written by Jim McMillan

August 3, 2008 at 12:15 pm

Posted in Conspiracy, Weird World

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  1. Good stuff, Craig!

    Though the speculation will no doubt continue.

    Top Cat

    August 3, 2008 at 2:30 pm

  2. Looks like a deformed rat.

    Larry Milk

    August 3, 2008 at 2:53 pm

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