Top Dollar Hero #1: Rich get richer; rednecks get poorer

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What happens when two hillbillies who look like they should be extras in the sequel to Deliverance stalk a BMW-driving yuppie and his girlfriend and follow them into a dark side road? Well, the yuppie didn’t end up like Ned Beatty, that’s for sure. And his roadkill-eating foes probably won’t try this again in a hurry.

As our first Top Dollar hero says, “Thanks for the camera, assholes! And I hope you found your car keys – in the sewer!”


Written by Jim McMillan

July 18, 2008 at 5:36 pm

Posted in News

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